250 words or less: Prague, Vienna, Bratislava

In a rare attempt to be concise, I’m going to describe my January trip to the Czech Republic, Austria, and Slovakia in 250 words or less. Go!

PRAHA

  • Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
  • Lots of tasty ethnic food… welcome change from just Italian!
  • I would like to own a castle, after seeing the one in Prague.
  • The “largest club in central Europe” is about as fun as a middle school dance.
  • Very interesting differences between Old Town and New Town… my vote is for OT.
  • 4-start hotel for 17 euro a night per person. Enough said.

WIEN

  • Best. pastries. ever.
  • It’s not a true start to the morning unless you sprint madly to the tram, miss it by .05 seconds, and invariably almost get killed in the process.
  • Fon (with the two dots on the o) is the name for hairdryer in German.
  • The Hapsburgs didn’t mess around.
  • State Hall has floor to ceiling libraries, aka my childhood dream come true

BRATISLAVA

  • Cheap, cheap, cheap, ridiculously cheap.
  • Historic center = really pretty. New construction (i.e. UFO restaurant) = not so much.
  • If you’re really stealthy, you can sneak into a different movie than the one you paid for.
  • Their castle looks brand new. Like, built post housing bubble burst new.
  • Deep fried turkey is as delicious as it is likely to give you cardiac trouble later on in life.

WC: 221.

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